I don’t expect that tonight’s blog will be all that well received. Not that people won’t like it or that they don’t care what I say. I’m sure everyone wants to hear my thoughts. Why wouldn’t they?

No, I’m just not sure how many people will be available to read it simply because the Huskers are playing tonight and it’s a real distraction. Seriously, this is what my day has consisted of:

1 ) Write today’s mid-week blog for NCAA.com

2 ) Read Husker news

3 ) Check my fantasy football team (btw, thanks for the fucking trade Cabo. Of course, I initiated it but you could have at least held out one week to try to get more. No, instead you accept my fourth rounder about 3 minutes after the trade is proposed and I end up with Darren McFadden for a whole three quarters before he pulls the OTHER fucking hamstring. Typical)

4 ) Write an article on colleges in Dodge City, Kansas (note: there’s only one IN Dodge City)

5 ) Read more Husker news

6 ) Check the message boards for Husker news that’s just rumors and pseudo-news

7 ) Start a column on the top five sophomores I expect to step up this winter in Big 12 basketball

8 ) Think about what I’m going to make for dinner while watching the Husker game (FYI, brats on grill, pasta salad, Yuengling)

9 ) Not sure what I did next but it probably was related to something Husker

So that’s what I did and I’m not even in Nebraska, never went to school there and don’t have any financial reason to be intent on the start of this game. That’s why I expect there will only be a couple people who actually read this. And that’s a shame because who doesn’t like reading about deep fried peanut butter cups?

Yup. You heard me right. Actually, let me phrase it correctly. Who doesn’t like reading about deep fried peanut butter cups WRAPPED IN BACON? Ooooohhhhh mama.

I saw this this morning and next to the ‘Skers, this has dominated my thoughts. I wonder what it’s like. How chewy is it? How gooey is it? Would this be better if it was put in the freezer and eaten cold like, um, Reese’s Cups? Damn, I really can’t see how this is bad thing, aside from the normal “Well, if you don’t die on the first bite from the cholesterol….” comments.

Here were a few others that popped up when I subscribed to this website RSS feed:

Giant Ding Dong: I had to laugh because with everything else I’ve been reading on Twitter today, I assumed this was a post about Brett Favre

Death Sausage: This is actually a pretty close representation of what my intestines will look like by the end of this weekend. What? Too graphic? Get over it sally.

Portillo’s Chocolate Cake Shake: You decide what you think it looks like, but I’ve had enough from Portillo’s (mmmm, combo) to know that I’d still eat it.

Ch0colate Pop Tarts with Bacon Sandwich: I’m trying this tomorrow. Enough said.