Hey Offsuiters. (yeah, I made up a dumbass name for anyone who reads this blog. You got a problem with that? Oh really? Well then quit fucking reading this junk. Simple, eh?)

Well, I’m kinda mind-fried right now. After yesterday’s near-loss of my ManCard, I had a difficult time thinking about anything else to blog. And then today, since the unpacking was finished from the move, I actually had to start doing what the sugar mama told me I had to eventually do: look for a job.

That’s not the easiest thing in the world, even in a non-shit economy. Right now? Yeah, it pretty much blows. But whatever. I’m just going to find some things that I can probably do and send a few resumes out and see what it gets me. Maybe an awesome job. Maybe nothing. But I won’t know until I try. And I’m sure I’ll find something great along the way.

In the meantime, I’m also going to try to do a little freelancing. We’ll see how that goes, but I at least sent my stuff in to try to start doing some things that at some point might pay me more than enough to buy a case of beer.

Speaking of which, I had a dilemma today. I went grocery shopping for the week (yesterday was just a stop for some little stuff) and I looked in the beer aisle because, well, why wouldn’t I? So what’d I find? They have the normal stuff and quite a few small brewery types, and a personal favorite in Yuengling, which I’m a huge fan of even though maybe I shouldn’t be considering the context of my first experience with it. Let’s just say it was CoSIDA in Philadelphia a few years back and I got food poisoning on Monday night, and didn’t leave the room till late Wednesday night. Holy shit it was bad. Literally.

Anywho, I was roaming the beer aisle and found a really disturbing site. Not a single case, 12-pack or even a 6-pack of Old Style. Hell, I even looked for 40s and didn’t see shit. Anywhere. Fuck me, living in the South is going to be tougher than I thought. But I’m going to try to find a package store (learning these different words for things, I am; it’s a liquor store) this weekend and see what I can come up with.

Since I don’t really have much else to say today as my mind is and was elsewhere, I’m just going to share this cool link. It’s a combo of two of my favorite things: tech and tattoos. I’m not smart enough to really understand a lot of tech stuff, but I like it anyway. And I’m not rich enough to afford a ton more tattoos yet, but I can still wish.

So check out the link and tell me which one you like the most. And while you’re at it, tell me what I should get for my next tattoo. (FYI… it won’t be from this list)

I’m thinking it’ll probably go on my arm, potentially lower half, but not sure right now. If it is lower half, it’ll go right above the one on my left wrist. But if it’s cool and the right kind, I might be willing to get your choice tattooed where ever you think it’d go the best. And if I do, you will win…. nothing. Not a GD thing. Because I don’t have any money, remember? That’s why I’m just wishing I could get another tattoo.